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Tardington Esquire - 16th in line to the throne

Two wheeled ninja master

Name:
tardington
Birthdate:
3 May 1978
Location:
External Services:
  • tardington@livejournal.com
Born of the union of a former Miss World and Mr Universe, Tardington strides the internet aether like a sexy cowboy, unafraid of weevils, lobsters, squids, canadians and sexy worktops. His secret power is in his chiseled chin - sadly NATO makes him wear a beard over it, lest ladies swoon en masse and DIE.

Somtimes smells of wee.

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